OMZG LOLCATS THIS IS SO QT!

Om nom nom nom!

Rarely does Mr. Spanky indulge in sensationalism. Well, seldomly. Well, pretty much he'll do anything to drive traffic to his self serving blog. So this is just about the cutest cat you will ever see!

Not really. This is Mr. Chase No Face (disguised as an om nom nom nom) and is liked by 11,041 people on Facebook and rising. He had a small face erasing accident when he was young but is apparently quite happy. He needs eye drops frequently. Click the link to see his web gallery or scroll down to see what he really looks like.

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I warned you!

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No really, go back!

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Aiyah. You are braver than my dog, Cala, who hurls herself at the patio door late at night to scare off evil possums.

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Delay tactic #1: Ok, a man, a dog, and a cat walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "we don't serve turkeys". The man leaves.

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Delay tactic #2: Squirrel!

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Ok, ok, Mr. Chase No Face is below:

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Om nom nom nom!

Heidi the Cross Eyed Possum

I don't like possums as a rule. They look like large rats--I am aware that they are marsupials and are technically opossums. More importantly, they skulk about in our backyard at night terrorizing our dog who hurls herself against the patio door windows barking furiously. I can only imagine that they have little possumy smirks on their faces as they do the equivalent of "na na na NA na" to the impotent canine. It works best at 2am when everyone is asleep. So you can see that I have little love for those that break my rest.

However, I have to admit that Heidi is actually in the cute category. You can befriend Heidi on Facebook here.

Cross-eyed opossum Heidi sits in her enclosure at Leipzig zoo in eastern Germany. Heidi, who is not yet even on public display, has become an Internet hit, winning more than 65,000 150,000 "friends" on the social networking website Facebook.

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